MESSAGE # 0020
BY: (Author Unknown), Posted by Kevin
POSTED: 04/23/03
SUBJECT: Bible/Translation/Accuracy/Celibacy/Humor
REF CODE: msg0020



The Revelation

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the
other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not
from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question this, pointing out that
if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be
picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent
copies.

The Abbot says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but
you make a good point, my son". So, he goes down into the dark caves
underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked
vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets
worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head
against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

In a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is celebrate."