Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of
paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy
says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece
of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy
says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a
piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to
collect all the money!"
